We believe our new store will be a much better experience than our old store, which was just too small and inflexible for our needs. Plus the neighborhood sucked. And the landlord was a bit of a dick.
Anyway, we think you'll like it in our new location as much as we do. Please be patient and courteous - no Black Friday nonsense here please when we open. Keep refreshing this page to find out when exactly that will be. If you're bored, try and guess the password below. Hint: It isn't password or anything else the Ashley-Madison people used.